Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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