I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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