I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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