And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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