why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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