3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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