Don't you send me to vm
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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