dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Randomize
