new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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