we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You did what with his pubic hair?
Shame - the story of my life.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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