Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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