my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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