Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Randomize
