I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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