i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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