And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she looked like the before picture.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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