it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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