i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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