That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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