yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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