Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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