ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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