Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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