how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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