I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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