Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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