You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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