READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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