Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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