I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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