You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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