He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
All the doctor said was why
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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