dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize