So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.