i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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