I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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