He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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