doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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