quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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