You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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