I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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