love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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