You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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