She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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