Pappa wants mamma naked
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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