Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
