I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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