i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
