what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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