Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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