I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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