Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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