I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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