im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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