where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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